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What… is your quest?

I have to push the pram a lot. Shut up! Will you shut up?! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Well, I got better. What do you mean?

On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Well, I got better. I am your king. Bring her forward! Well, how’d you become king, then? No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

Dennis the Peasant

  • Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
  • She looks like one.
  • What do you mean?
  • We found them.

Burn her! Bloody Peasant! The nose? It’s only a model. You don’t vote for kings. Why?

Oh, ow! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! Burn her!

Bridgekeeper – Bridgekeeper

We found them. Where’d you get the coconuts? I’m not a witch. Well, she turned me into a newt.

Dennis the Peasant

  1. Bloody Peasant!
  2. How do you know she is a witch?
  3. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

Shut up! Will you shut up?! You don’t vote for kings. We want a shrubbery!!

  1. Be quiet!
  2. What a strange person.
  3. A newt?

We want a shrubbery!! Bloody Peasant! She looks like one. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! What a strange person. The nose?

Sir Lancelot

We want a shrubbery!! What a strange person. We want a shrubbery!! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

The nose? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn’t got shit all over him.

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